With the Ohio primary approaching, Hilary and Obama nearly omnipresent on the TV, newspaper and radio (McCain seems to be afraid of unemployed manufacturing workers — nearly all of Toledo) and Gabe has decided he wants to President when he grows up.
He even made his first policy pronouncement: he wants to mandate the study of Beowulf (you can’t win — ban toy guns from the playroom, and a boy will latch onto a 1,000 year-old poem about a Danish dude ripping the arm off of evil-made-flesh).