One day, the story of how, on the eve of my unemployment benefits expiring, I had an interview with the mayor of Toledo, Ohio — for a great, well-paying job — and then totally blew it will be very funny. But that day is not today.
Also, the estimate to replace my roof is $8,000 — in case you needed more evidence that that Universe is profoundly malevolent.
Though the mayor’s dog, famous in Toledo, did like me. but I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have a role in the city’s hiring process.